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Ek Sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto. Tevdhyat kahi targat mule
tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat," yaar, kya bivi mili hai sardaar ko!!" Sardaarji te aikto ani khup
chidto, to scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto, " Aare saale, bivi hogi teri! Vo to meri behen
hai!!"
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Added by 9503606538 on 01-09-2010, 10:16 AM |
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Dur goame randiya basti thi,
Unki gand me bahut masti thi,
Gand me gitna bhi ghusao vo utna hasti
thi. Dm op.m
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Added by deepak on 17-08-2010, 03:46 AM |
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Mobile ko kabhi bhi piche ke Pocket me mat Rakhna.Battery Futegi to
"Pichwada"fat jayega.LOg Haath
se "Pichwade dhote hain "tum""Pichwade se Haath dho bethoge..
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Added by Anand on 15-07-2010, 09:57 AM |
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kya chehra hai kya bal hai,kya khubsurati paie hai, yesa lagta hai pipal ke ped se bhutni utar ke
aie hai. >khagen.
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Added by KHAGEN on 11-06-2010, 09:56 PM |
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YEH LADKIYA BHI AJIB HAI,KUCH KAHO TO MUH FULA LETI HAI,AUR KUCH KARO TO PATE FULA LATI HAI.
>khagen.
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Added by KHAGEN on 11-06-2010, 09:45 PM |
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mar li gand unki sapne me,
to uth gaya eitbar lode se,
tharmameter ka rivaj nahi
hai,
nap
legenbukhar lode se,
mijrab unhone apni chut me rakh li,
to bajao sitar lode se,
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Added by afzaal on 25-05-2010, 07:54 AM |
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mar li gand unki sapne me,
to uth gaya eitbar lode se,
tharmameter ka rivaj nahi
hai,
nap
legenbukhar lode se,
mijrab unhone apni chut me rakh li,
to bajao sitar lode se,
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Added by afzaal on 25-05-2010, 07:52 AM |
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mar li gand unki sapne me,
to uth gaya eitbar lode se,
tharmameter ka rivaj nahi hai,
nap
legenbukhar lode se,
mijrab unhone apni chut me rakh li,
to bajao sitar lode se,
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Added by NILESH on 19-05-2010, 10:36 AM |
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SHADI K EK WEEK BAD LADKI KI MA KA PHONE AAYA-BETA MERI DI HUI SARI PAHNI ?LADKI_YE AAPKE DAMAD NE
EK WEEK SE UNDERWEAR NAHI PAHAN NE DI HE SARI KYA KHAK PAHNU.
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Added by VIKRAM RATHORE on 27-04-2010, 04:52 PM |
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MUBARIK HO DOUBLE SAWARI KHUL GAYI HE...!
JALDI SE AA KAR BETH JAO...!
)
(
(,,,)=======>
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ABAY HANS Q RAHAY HO...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 04-04-2010, 10:18 AM |
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"SHOIB MALIK"
OR
"SANIA MIRZA"
KI SHADI K BAD KYA
HOGA....?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SIMPLE
.
.
.
.
PAKISTAN KA
LUN,
INDIA KI GAND MAIN HOGA...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 03-04-2010, 12:56 PM |
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Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao
sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
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Added by abdul karim on 07-03-2010, 01:39 PM |
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap
jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Added by abdul karim on 07-03-2010, 01:38 PM |
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1 SARDAR KI ACCIEDENT MAIN GAND PHATT GAYI....
.
.
.
.
.
DOCTOR SE SIWANAY K
BAD...,
SARDAR:
FEES KITNI HO GAYI...?
DOCTOR:
25,000...!
SARDAR:
YE
LO 50,000
DOCTOR:
YE KION...?
SARDAR:
FEES KA SUN KAR DUBARA PHATT
GAYI...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 01-02-2010, 11:11 AM |
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"HAMARAY USTAD G"
UNHON NE KAHA,
K
01: "MACHI" OR "BACHI"
KHUD PAKRO
TO MAZA ATA HE...!
02: LUN OR QANOON
KABHI HAATH MAIN NA LO...!
03:
NOKRY OR TATTON
PE KABHI LAT NA MARO...!
04: LARKI JITNI MARZI LAMBI HO,
LUN
HAMESHA LET KAR LETI HE...!
05: LOHAY PE HATHORA OR CHOOT PE LORA
TAB MARO JAB WO
GARAM HO...!
06: KISMAT KI KARNI, CHOOT KI GARMI OR LUN KI BESHARMI
NHI
RUKTI...!
GEO USTAD G...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 31-01-2010, 09:52 AM |
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KID:
MOM YE KYA HE...?
MOM:
BETA YE "GHUBARAY" HAIN...!
KID:
SATH WALI
AUNTI K TO BOHAT BARAY HAIN...!
MOM:
TUM NE KAB DEKHAY...?
KID:
JAB PAPA
HAWA BHAR RAHAY THAY...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 31-01-2010, 09:44 AM |
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एक महिला ज्योतिष
से: क्या मेरे
भाग्य में दौलत
की लकीर
है?
ज्योतिष: हां,
आपके पास दौलत की
दो लकीरे है! एक
आगे एक
पीछे
जिससे चाहे
दौलत कमाओ!
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Added by Neet Virk - 09989920653 on 19-01-2010, 03:33 AM |
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ZINDAGI KI RACE MAIN 1st AANAY K LIYE,
HAMESHA YE SOCH KAR BHAAGO
K
PEECHAY SARAY
"L"HAIN,
.
.
.
.
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AGAR RUKAY TO SAARAY GHUS JAYENGAY...!
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Added by Ganesh on 30-12-2009, 11:29 PM |
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mar li gand unki sapne me,
to uth gaya eitbar lode se,
tharmameter ka rivaj nahi hai,
nap legen
bukhar lode se,
mijrab unhone apni chut me rakh li,
to bajao sitar lode se,
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Added by t.c. tripathi on 28-12-2009, 08:23 AM |
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mar li gand unki sapne me,
to uth gaya eitbar lode se,
tharmameter ka rivaj nahi hai,
nap legen
bukhar lode se,
mijrab unhone apni chut me rakh li,
to bajao sitar lode se,
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Added by t.c. tripathi on 28-12-2009, 08:22 AM |
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