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3 sardar picnic par gaye..wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye...decide kia kia k sab se
chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey. chota sardar:main is shart par jata hu k tum mere ane tak samose
nahi khaoge., dono ne kha thek hai.2din guzr gae. jaise hi smosa lene chaiye. Jaise he smosa uthaya
chota sardar pedk pechce se nikhal kar bola..aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga!mahendra
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Added by mahendra meena +917737893877 on 22-08-2010, 07:59 AM |
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Ladki patane ka tarika- chupke se uske peeche jakar use darao,
agar wo hasi to samjho
fasi.
agar
gussa hui to zor se chillao - "didi dar gai, didi dar gai"
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Added by tushar on 08-08-2010, 10:58 PM |
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doctor chetan k peeche bhag raha tha.logone pucha kya hua?
Doctor;4 bar aisa hua sala brain
oparation k bahane aata hai aur haircut karwake bhaag jaata hai.
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Added by muneerkarwar on 18-07-2010, 08:33 AM |
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Suhagrat ki subah muslim dulha se dosto ne pucha kaise rha..? Dulha-kabhi aapni khandan me sadi mat
karna,rat ko maine zara sa zor lagaya to woh kahne lagi-Shahid BHAI aaram se .
>khagen
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Added by Khagen on 05-07-2010, 08:20 AM |
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Teacher:- bina ruke batao.
Bharat ki rashtrapati ?,
kutubminar kaha he ?,
Shatabdi ki raftar
Kyahe ?
Murgi kya deti he ?
Student :- Pratibha Delhi me 140km/h ki raftar se ande deti he.
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Added by vishal on 03-06-2010, 11:33 PM |
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Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
lekin meri takdir to dekho,
uska baap
umpire tha,
mere boll ko no boll dekar free hit bana diya.
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Added by Aashish on 31-05-2010, 10:06 AM |
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ITNA CHOTA NHI YE RISHTA HUMARA,
KESAY SOCH LIYA K AAGYA KINARA,
LO HO GYI AAP K
MOBILE ME ROSHNI,
DEKHO AAGYA PHIR SMS HUMARA...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 27-05-2010, 07:13 AM |
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Teacher:- bina ruke batao.
Bharat ki rashtrapati ?,
kutubminar kaha he ?,
Shatabdi ki raftar Kya
he ?
Murgi kya deti he ?
Student :- Pratibha Delhi me 140km/h ki raftar se ande deti he.
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Added by Himanshu on 19-05-2010, 06:39 AM |
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Ladki patane ka tarika- chupke se uske peeche jakar use darao,
agar wo hasi to samjho fasi.
agar
gussa hui to zor se chillao - "didi dar gai, didi dar gai"
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Added by Himanshu on 19-05-2010, 06:36 AM |
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dour se dekha to pasina arha tha
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wah wah
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dour se dhekha to
pasina arha tha
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. qarib jake dehekha to
pasina hi arha tha
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Added by umair ahmed on 16-04-2010, 05:53 AM |
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LAAYA HUN LEYAARI K 1 BALOCH KA PEGHAM..,
TUMHARAY LIYE..,
"DOST"
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"THOOOOOOOOO AREY"
TUMHARA SHAKAL PE...!
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Added by 0303-2320937 on 04-04-2010, 10:52 AM |
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Ek Lerki Ki Shadi Hogai
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Hogai
na AB NEECHAY KIA DEKH TO HO..
haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa
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Added by Tanveer zai on 24-03-2010, 08:46 AM |
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Genius is a person who can do something wid 1$ nd a fool do dat wid 100$.....Jst as v complete our
syllabus in 1 day nd our teachers try it in 1 yr.
WE ROCK!!
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Added by Rohit on 08-01-2010, 10:22 AM |
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what is diffrent between condom & peracute???
pehle me ched ho to life milti hai
dusre me ched ho
to maut milti hai..
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Added by chitrank on 05-01-2010, 05:39 AM |
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Pyar Karo,
ZrUr Karo,
Pyar ibadat hy,
Lyken.?
Pyar Karo Kisi Aik Sy,
Par Karo Kisi
Naik Sy,
Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Mily,
"TRY" Karo Har Ek Sy.
" 0345 33 34 909 "
>>===>
Ayan <===<
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Added by Ayan ullah (03453334909) on 01-01-2010, 03:10 PM |
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एक महिला ज्योतिष
से: क्या मेरे
भाग्य में दौलत
की लकीर
है?
ज्योतिष: हां
आपके पास दौलत की
दो लकीरे है! एक
आगे एक पीछे
जिससे चाहे दौलत
कमाओ!
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Added by raj on 16-12-2009, 10:40 PM |
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शादी के अगले
दिन:
सिम्मी: कल
रात तेरे साथ
क्या क्या
हुआ?
निक्की: पहले
उन्होंने मेरी
चुन्नी निकाल कर
खूंटी पर टांग दी!
फिर उसने मेरा
कुर्ता खूंटी पर
टांग दिया, फिर
सलवार खूंटी पर
टांग दी!
सिम्मी:
फिर ?
निक्की: फिर
खूंटी टूट गई और
वोह सारी रात
खूंटी ही लगाते
रहे
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Added by rjaesh raveshiya on 16-12-2009, 10:40 PM |
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SARDAR GOES TO A PETROL PUMP READS THE NOTICE DO NOT USE MOBILE HERE THEN SARDAR CALLS EVERY ONE AND
SAYS DON'T CALL ME I AM AT PETROL PUMP
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Added by ZUBBER on 04-12-2009, 09:55 AM |
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Pathan Public Bathroom Men Tatti Krne Gya To Ghanta Laga Diya,
Jab bahir Nikla To Sweeper Ne Kaha:
20 Rupe Nikalo!
Pathan Bola: Main Bathroom Men Betha Tha, Net Cafey Pe
Nhi.
shahzadjaa85@yahoo.com & Gmail.com
4 "SMS" Friendshp 0345-6267813.
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Added by Shahzad Jaan from Punjab on 20-08-2009, 12:28 PM |
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Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur innocence to a
child
But in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best
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Added by abbas on 08-08-2009, 08:02 AM |
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